i was about to make a post saying if jean valjean was french would he be called hon valhon
but then i was like oh… wait….
WHO THE FUCK MOVED IN ON THE MIDDLE OF MY PATH I ALREADY HAVE 9 VILLAGERS I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS WHY ARE YOU HERE
oh…. CHHHHAAAZZZIIIEEEE *raises fist*
I GOT HIM THROUGH STREETPASS AND MY BOYFRIEND GOT HIM TOO AT THE SAME TIME SO WE BOTH HAD HIM
I FINALLY GOT HIM TO MOVE OUT BUT I THINK HE’S TRYING TO INVADE THE WORLD BC ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE HAS HIM TOO
hes so cute though but hes right in my path going from the dock to retail which is so annoying
i spent like three hours last night daydreaming about a jeanmarco little mermaid au and…..n ow this exists
Bruce: RUN TO THE HILLS!!!
Guy: “WTF is this BRUCE DICKINSON who’s overtaking me right now?!!”
we’re being faced with a serious issue.
there is only 1 sarcasm left
now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.
yeah, okay, i’ll be sure to do that
What on earth are you doing, Albert?
"you can totally tell your hair is dyed because of your eyebrows"
oh no. what will i do now. people know. it’s too late. people can tell that i have dyed my hair. my eyebrows have given me away. i must flee. there isn’t any time to pack. i’ll leave under cover of the night
No dude, I swear powder blue is my natural hair color lol
yep i was totally born with half green half purple hair