90% of our conversations are about nazis i dont understand
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside
you can do anything you want in life but dont get chronic knee pain bc its seriously not fun
im in metallica vroom vroom
get out metallica
eddie-the-coconut-head you anonymous swine (was the second one you as well?)
no only the first one
say what you will but its still better than the original
Numbers 2, 3, and 10 for the mysterious anon.
pls get a job reading out the backs of shampoo bottles
cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life