I'm a grumpy old man who complains aobut everything. 
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  • Baby: i..i...i
  • Dad: omg!! her first words!!
  • Baby: Iron Maiden are an English heavy metal band formed in Leyton, east London, in 1975 by bassist and primary songwriter Steve Harris. The band's discography has grown to thirty-seven albums, including fifteen studio albums, eleven live albums, four EPs, and seven compilations.


This vine is bringing the tumblr to it’s knees.

90% of our conversations are about nazis i dont understand



I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

i will tomorrow


according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside

you can do anything you want in life but dont get chronic knee pain bc its seriously not fun

im in metallica vroom vroom

get out metallica



eddie-the-coconut-head you anonymous swine (was the second one you as well?)

no only the first one 


say what you will but its still better than the original

Track: Voice Challenge 3


Numbers 2, 3, and 10 for the mysterious anon.

pls get a job reading out the backs of shampoo bottles


cute date idea: smash my skull in with a large rock and end my worthless life