Right now the internet and certain people on it are causing more problems than theyre solving (although they may not know it, but things affect me in weird ways) so im leaving for a while to face my real life problems which are getting pretty bad. Hopefully I will come back, but I cant say when and if I dont, then it was nice blogging with you :)
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured," replies his father. "I’m dad".
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
…The real victims of the DL-6 incident…
“That case that started everything” #4
(and some snow cause DL-6 case takes place during winter é_è )
laura’s nagged me non-stop for over two hours to make these bc she thinks i look like bruce and shes pissing me off so here she fucking goes also laura i hate you
it is my birthday im only asking you to be nice to me for one day
7. Been cheated on
never been with someone so no
8. Kissed someone and regretted it
maybe my eyebrow idk
hopefully getting a harry potter one soon
as a british person i can say this is completely true
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
i hate messaging people first all the time it makes me feel extremely needy so im sending psychic forces to urge you all to message me first got it